Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019

Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.

''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''

by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025