If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula H2SO4, is one of the main components of acid rain?

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

Where are the knives?

Something you say when you check the kitchen to stab someone who's being a dumbass, but there are only two pans and cooking gloves.

*Where is chocolate?

*Where are the knives?

*Why is there nothing I like?

by chara (your local stabby) July 10, 2023

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

where is the nearest supermarket

wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.

Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary

by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 18, 2017

take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it

John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it

by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024

lol where

When someone says something you know isn't true.

"You're the only girl I talk to."
"Lol where"

by Bitchydq May 4, 2017