Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear

So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"

by Frank4202 July 24, 2011

Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

by SirToutAbout July 24, 2015

wet slappy

A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.

Damn Jackson that was a hard wet slappy!

by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017

wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

Wet itch

Female masturbation in regards to a wet sometimes loose vagina that makes a moist smacking sound.

My roommate decided to take care of her wet itch while I was sleeping.

by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016