Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

weasel face

An 1980's tweaker gritting their teeth while orbiting their head in a clock like manner.

Look theirs a tweaker weasel face ing.

by Oddforusgump November 14, 2025

Wrestle the Fudge Weasel

Take a shit

After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Wrestle a fudge weasel

To take a shit

Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.

Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

gooch weasel

the game of sticking a weasel up your gooch, similar to adult yo-yo game.

Hello would you like to play gooch weasel and watch futa?

by diesel2339 December 31, 2025

Weasel Booty

Something that brings one joy

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"

by NextLevelNaps March 19, 2023

fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023