Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017

Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days

Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.

That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!

by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009

Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016