twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.
a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"
by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009
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Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 06, 2016
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Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och
Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.
by 7*16*8 August 26, 2015
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Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69
Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck
by KnightzFoLife February 22, 2016
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the twat tingle

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens
Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber
by Sleepy&Flop April 05, 2021
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twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.
1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."
by woahbaby!!! January 15, 2010
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Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky August 11, 2008
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