Drop the Derek

The act of smashing one's own genitals on an object or person.

1. I droped the derek on her last night
2. You give me that or I'll drop the derek on you
3. I droped the derek and broke that bitches chin
4. He droped the derek right on my ass

by Steaming Bowels September 28, 2008

drop a bomb

The act of releasing fecal matter from your anus.

Person 1: "Yo man i gotta drop a bomb so bad its turtling."
Person 2: "Can i watch?"
Person 1: "Only if you wipe back to front for me."
Person 2: "ok."

by FlexIn September 16, 2005

ease dropping

To listen in on conversation and then misspell it. Corruption of the familiar word eavesdrop

"I picked up enough ease dropping on Lola that I don't even need to read the exerts from the book."

by persiflage February 13, 2010

Drop the Dick

The act of gently placing one's penis on a female's shoulder, asserting yourself as the dominant member of the relationship.

Quack: Yo dude that chick is hot, but she's being a prude.
Kelly C: Homie, drop the dick, show her who's boss!

by itsmekellyc May 03, 2010

ass drop

when she drops her ass lower than Skrillex's bass.

Jordan: damn!, did you see Lydia twerk last night?! dat ass drop was dope!
Bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!

by banana panzy fucker January 01, 2014

dropped the bat

Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.

"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"

by London El Vis September 26, 2005

drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003