She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.

Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

by 3737 May 20, 2010

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators

That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.

by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022

Inner Tubing

The act of putting your penis behind the knee of a girl and have the girl wrap around your body.

i went to her house and we went inner tubing. we had a great time

by theblackguyatlunch May 2, 2011

clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017