taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block
Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.
by Biggie Bigs June 21, 2017
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Taint Tickling

The act of Tickling a Males Taint, Taint Tickling
I just came back from a taint tickling session” said joe
by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 16, 2020
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pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her
I love it when he gives me a pissy taint
by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017
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Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.
The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.
by CAMPJOY May 09, 2023
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Cork taint

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!
by Snarda April 08, 2023
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Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019
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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
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