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Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Smurf

In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
by Paul Munda November 7, 2012
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Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
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Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought
‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’
by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020
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Smurf

Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!
by TheNightSky December 18, 2018
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SMURF

Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck
“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022
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Smurffed

When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.
I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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