Alaskan fire crab

One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.

Sarah tried to run away like an Alaskan fire crab when I put sriracha on my penis.

by Firecrab March 28, 2016

wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

Joes Crab Shack

When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.

Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.

by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020

Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".

I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.

by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.

We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

by samborambo15 April 27, 2009

Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.

That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.

by steev-0 July 30, 2009

california crab dangler

The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.

Last night Carla and I got wild and I wound up giving her the california crab dangler.

by D_Bag November 24, 2007