bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.

B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK

by highpanther February 28, 2009

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.

Ay, the clock is ticking.

by Salmón. October 13, 2020