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Random Slut: Just do it already!
Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.
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Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.
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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012
Get the Willy Sweatermug. by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018
Get the willy’s wankmug. When a male is riding on a bus or automobile and their penis becomes erect, usually just before they need to get off/get out of the automobile.
by DeezNutsForPresident October 25, 2015
Get the Bus Willymug. by 69fingerlickinggood July 19, 2017
Get the willy kissingmug. Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
Get the Bruce Willismug. A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Get the chilli willymug. by Meanlandlord September 18, 2018
Get the Toss the Willymug.