the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.

He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.

by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.

Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"

by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023

Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government

Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist

by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023

scottish wave

When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.

He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.

by Romeo85 December 15, 2023

Scottish wave

When a man pulls down his pants and flaps his penis side to side at a person or persons.

After taking 7 shots, he gave us the old scottish wave before leaving the bar!

by Romeo85 December 16, 2023

Waves

when a fat woman has more than three body rolls on her sides.

holy shit that behemoth has a shit ton of waves... I bet Greg would try to surf.

by GarryDon July 21, 2023