Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
Get the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug. An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
by 3737 May 20, 2010
Get the Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.mug. This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
Get the Flori-cal linear induction tubemug. 1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
Get the greasy inner tubemug. by Eyezig October 17, 2008
Get the Groove Tubemug. 
by peteywheats March 23, 2021
Get the Knob and Tube Replacementmug.