mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

pink mouse

A used tampon. Plural: pink mice

"Oh my god I can't believe she threw that pink mouse at you! "
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."

by KnucklesToledo January 13, 2015

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "

female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time

by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017

Mouse girl

The kind of girl that does nothing without a gang surrounding/backing her (be it the Lucky Seven armed with slingshots and rocks, or a powerful organization armed with sniper rifles).

The mouse girl was mouthy until she knew the police/interventionists were on the way to back her, then her image got tougher than nails and the violent threats started coming from her whole posse.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Cheddar mouse

Someone who is like Jillian Flood

JILLIAN IS A CHEDDAR MOUSE

by jwdriscoll October 28, 2021

Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019