Ghosted and haunted

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.

That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.

by reluctant liar May 23, 2016

ghost pp

1) a pp that only cool people can see

2) a pp so small you can’t see it

1) hey natalie do u see the ghost pp it looks really cool

2) ewwww that boy over there has a ghost pp

by vegan penis daddy June 19, 2019

Ghost nap

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams

me and my girl did the ghost buster the other day

by dan akroyd September 1, 2014

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

ghost cone

When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.

"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".

by 420lol April 4, 2020