crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
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Adam Sandler Fit

Named after the comedian who commonly wears this attire, the term may describe somebody wearing large cargo shorts and an oversized shirt.
Person 1: "look at Jerry, really got the Adam Sandler Fit today"
Person 2: "lmaooo true"
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kwik fit

A British tyer repair company whos impoare most commonly seen wearing a blue jumpsuit with gold hilights aswell as know for having less than terrible service it's more of a last ditch place to go if everywhere else is closed
Man 1: "my tyers are starting to bald I think I might nip down to kwik fit"
Man 2: "mate you'd be better off doing it yourself
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fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.
"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"
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The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
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truck fit

That attractive just got out of work look
Wow he looks great in his truck fit
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rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!
Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life
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