Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017

Trap face

the sad emotional face you make to trap a guy into thinking you're vulnerable and need rescuing, ultimately allowing you to manipulate him for your own selfish needs

Sarah used her trap face so often, she forgot when she didn't need to use it.

by Death bunny June 1, 2018

Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.

A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.

by ISSC March 10, 2010

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

Windex Face

A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.

She has a Windex Face.

by WESt9891 November 28, 2011

Oreo face

The fascial expression caused by the orgasmic sensation of eating an Oreo.

Oh man, look at that girls Oreo face.

by Basil Valentine February 8, 2010