FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. He’s a player and HE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN HEART AND BREAK IT PLAYING BASKETBALL. SHORT ASS FUCKING SHRIMP BOY.!!!!!!!!!
kaylee: oh look at that cute boy on tik tok his name is Danny
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
by 1-800 suck a bitches tit . Com November 28, 2019
Get the Dannymug. by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023
Get the Dannymug. A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
Get the Mayoman danny sandwitchmug. A fat fuck that no one loves at every party he takes all the food and eats it he smells like shit and nobody likes him no women would ever date that fat fuck he has dandruff and a stench wall that protects him from any attack he’s ass at every sport and shit at fifa
Kathy”you see that fat ass over there he smell like utter shit”
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
by Cuntsen May 23, 2022
Get the Dannymug. Also known as the Disgrace to Canada, North America's Kim Jong Un, the Canadian fuckboy, etc. Character from a baby show - he is a bus driver who pees his pants basically every day in his purest form. He has two spoiled children and is running for Canadian prime minister. His mother - Celine Dion.
by Buttersisthebest2018 June 29, 2018
Get the Danny Lorrainemug. the most beautiful man to ever live!! he's amazing in every way and some consider him to be God, which is pretty accurate
guy 1: "i just watched 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' !! Ryan Reynolds is so cool"
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*
by ☆calipso☆ May 1, 2022
Get the Danny DeVitomug. It means alpha male that dominates in all things and protects what belongs to him at any cost. Once he makes up his mind there is no changing it and what he says is "Danny's Law" which is more official than Facebook official. Nicest guy, always willing to help a friend or stranger out, but god help you if you break his trust or try to take something that is his. He knows how to use his 9" dick and women love him. In his younger days was a man-whore but now that he's older, is committed to his wife, and puts her above all others. Man Danny is everything you could want or need in a mate, from being hot and sexy to being sweet and caring and protective, whereas Boy Danny is a player who jumps from bed to bed, without a care in the world about who else is in it. MY Danny is a bit of all the definitions shared previously, minus the gay and simp ones.
When you land a Danny, you get the best partner and lover, in one package. Being a Danny means you have a very satisfied wife who worships the ground you walk on.
by dannys_soulmate_and_obsession August 9, 2023
Get the Dannymug.