look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012
Get the red carpetingmug. by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021
Get the meat carpetmug. Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021
Get the carpet juicemug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025
Get the Carpet Humpermug. "You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024
Get the dune coon carpet cruisermug. When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007
Get the flying carpet trickmug.