going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

by pricklyp May 27, 2010

Going to Shoney's

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

Go em

It’s like “go get em”

Rules have been updated go em

by Wishawishawow January 10, 2019

Going Chopper

1.) the act of transitioning from verbal docility to verbal hostility very quickly.

2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.

Customer Sales Rep: "...I can provide transportation for $20/person. Admission will be $15/person."

Dude making call: <stunned silence>

Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.

by Gianni_PD October 7, 2008

Going Incognito

A term used for when you hide your browser history during masturbation.

My willy sure looked wrecked after going incognito for the 4th time today.

by Passthatdutch June 5, 2018

going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021

Kum&Go

To leave abruptly after sex.

To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.

I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.

"Is that seriously what they're called?"

"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"

by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014