When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis
by 99_Problems April 12, 2022
Get the Tainted Lovemug. 
after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015
Get the dusty taintmug. (1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami June 30, 2019
Get the Taint Loafmug. When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
Get the Tainted Sausagemug. When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.
by Nihimba November 2, 2025
Get the Taint humpingmug. The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
Get the Promethean Taint Ticklemug.