The Night Shift

When a person participates in a self inflicted lock-down for the purpose of communicating with the opposite sex for a lengthy period of time beginning at/after sunset.

Paul closed his door at 8pm to so that he could work The Night Shift in peace.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.

"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"

by INFECTION725 July 19, 2004

snifter

A man or woman who scratches their ass then sniffs it.

"Did you see that? That guys a snifter!"

by badassbooda October 10, 2008

skifter

A special class of female pikey with no class money or knowledge of conraception. Usually found outside of Mc Donalds at 2 in the moring being groped whilst drinking diamond white

"Look at that skifter in the adiddas track suit,hat, socks shoes earings over there. god i hate fucking skifters"

by kungfuchimp July 3, 2003

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004

Blue Shift

n. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Red Shift

FDR marked a long period of Blue Shift. He won four elections, and created the liberal/'liberal' media, depending on your opinion, and at his death, nearly all of the federal judges in the supreme and apellate judges were appointed by him.

by Aktopus December 8, 2004

Shifted

Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.

Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today

by swagur October 14, 2011