Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 06, 2020

Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.

San you have to try this soggy strawberry!

by Jesam March 21, 2024

Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh
Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, ben came straightaway and had to eat josh!

by Numbfairylol July 03, 2024

Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.

by Numbfairylol July 03, 2024

soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 08, 2017

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone May 18, 2018

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 05, 2011