Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills

Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.

by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

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Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

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Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021

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Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018

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A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

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