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Slow

Damnnn, she look slow asl
by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)
crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow
by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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slow rider

Ahhhhh! That slow rider was amazing!
by The blahster September 14, 2017
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Slow

“Not Chrisean unfollowing her son’s ig account but following the BD that didn’t claim him. She’s so slow.”
by xoxBabydoll January 20, 2024
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Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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