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Simon

It's Mexican slang for "Yes"
B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"

Sen Dog: "Simon!"

B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"

Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"

-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"
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Simon

A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.
Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon

Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon
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Simone

An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.
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Simon

typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.
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to have a tiger, prefferably a white one, ass rape a miggy. person.
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A man that falls on his stomach at three a.m screaming ahhhh Eitan
Hello I am shemon
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