Shittybaggin'

When you're carrying a bag of some serious metaphorical shit behind you, and you keep getting happy and forgetting about it until the moment you look back and see that it's still there and it really bums you out.

Today has been so up and down for me, I must still be shittybaggin' about my bonsai dying.

by salgatron July 23, 2015

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015

shitty shoebox

The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it

I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox

by I have 2 dads December 31, 2015

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016

shitty sy

A kid that is a piece of shit and is my best friend but smells like shit.

Amity: What's up shitty sy... You piece of shit!

by clamityjane April 7, 2016

shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016