Shovelface

Noun: {shove-el-face}

1. Similar to Butterface, a normally attractive looking woman who has the unfortunate facial features from being hit with a shovel. Also known as the apperance of a womans face being formed from a shovel-like mold

"Wow that lady has quite the badonkadonk! Alas she is also a shovelface."

by Duckyzilla January 24, 2012

Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.

My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.

by peac0ckman December 11, 2019

Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

by gabuman February 27, 2011

Showerhead

To give or receive head in the shower

Hey, baby, i want to give you showerhead!

by Pussy Slayer 90000 April 28, 2009

polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

shovelnoob

a unattractive person who looks like they got hit in the face with a shovel. Their faces are usually abnormally flat.

that chick as such a shovelnoob

by shovel mcnoobert December 29, 2007

shovelnuts

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.

"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."

by Alex Kesner and Chelsea Bunn December 31, 2007