Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.
Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Get the secret shoppermug. by Natcatmeowww April 5, 2017
Get the Secret Shotsmug. by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011
Get the No Secret Handshakemug. Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.
Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."
When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
by yourgirllay December 20, 2023
Get the secret animositymug. by Shaybra September 4, 2025
Get the secret brothermug. A unique facility that specializes in changing anime characters for the better by altering their personalities (especially if they have moderate to severe negative personalities or even mildly negative ones), and by giving them fresh voices. It sprays Secret Fluid on an anime character to make his/her new self last forever.
The Secret Lab is a unique facility recognized for its ability to alter anime characters for the better by transforming them from who they once were into a new self.
by R. E. Smiley March 14, 2021
Get the The Secret Labmug. When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
Get the Double Secret Strangermug.