bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 4, 2023

Secretive

To do something secretly

He tip toed to the room as secretive as possible

by Yozi785 April 2, 2022

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret slug

a woman who is a ball of pent up sexual energy and has trouble going a day with out release

My girl is a secret slug

by Jack1911 June 10, 2018

secret

When Meghan Markle attends some social gathering as Duchess of Sussex and is financially compensated for it.

Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.

by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019

Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points

Secrets are secretive.

by Blank_User June 26, 2022

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016