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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Royal Devil's Fivesome

A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.
Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.

Royal?

You know the people involved.

I do.

Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.
by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017
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royal sanction

by Official confirmation January 8, 2018
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Your Royal Hineyous

How a lustful dude worshipingly addresses a lady with a cute behind.
In a memorable episode of "The Golden Girls", Uncle Angelo relates how he met his future wife (she was a waitress who looked super-lovely to him, especially her exceptionally-shapely derriere); he loved how her butt looked so much that he might well have addressed her as "Your Royal Hineyous".
by QuacksO January 12, 2020
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cum royale

hey me and elias jordan had a cum royale

did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?
by nathan alexander pando November 13, 2020
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Casino Royale

Like in the Bond movie, whacking a mans balls with a rope to torture them.
Sam cheated on Jenna. So she gave him a casino royale
by Bond. James. Bond November 15, 2020
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Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020
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