light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 23, 2007

Who can relate WHOO

something Logic says in a song about wanting to kill yourself

Me: I want to die

Adam; Who can relate WHOO

Me: thanks vro

by justgavemynibbahEad October 19, 2017

reltih

Hitler backwards you idiot use your gross motor skills and go outside then go to school and learn about WWII and then read shit backwards

reltih is hitler backwards

by reltih si eman ym February 25, 2017

hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

by SeanH October 7, 2004

Sweet release of death

What I really need now.

dude: give me a sweet release of death

dude: ya.

by Help??????? I'm stuck. August 1, 2017

Relationship Bump

Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.

When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!

Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!

Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!

by MrBigG March 26, 2011

Relationship

A thing that will only cause you pain. It will eventually brake your heart and cause you to question yourself. They will make you the happiest you've ever been, but then will tear your heart apart. Relationships are bad news. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!

Boy: Hey i dont think i can be in this relationship anymore
Girl: But i love you....
Boy: Sorry, but i dont want to 'keep hurting you'

by Witchcraft <3 April 14, 2011