Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Profantic

When a Twitch streamer or chat user proceeds on a prolific conversation filled with profane words that are coherent and well stated, yet excessive in use over a short period, i.e. 5 minutes. Causing streamer or chat to question friend or troll?

Reoccurring situation specific to Twitch chats.

Streamer:
"How in the fuck do we get these fucking city blocks arranged for the highway, yes ass, 6 lanes. Dick sideways we gotta delete that shitty dirt road and upgrade that coal plant. Alright, ya'll ho bags how ya doing out there tonight? FUCK! Nipple flickers union, didn't mean to delete that! What a bitch I am, fuck it, lets get it meat slingers."

Chat1: What in the fuck they are so Profantic?! I like them.
Chat2: Nah, tad to much. unsub
Chat3: hahahahahahahaha meat slingers lmao

by Nelomoon June 29, 2023