prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

by meggymc September 3, 2022

Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Prison Napalm

Prison Napalm: An improvised weapon in prisons, created by mixing boiling hot water with sugar and throwing it on someone’s face or body. It causes severe burns, can lead to life-changing injuries, and is typically used for revenge, punishment, or torture. It’s called “Prison Napalm” because it’s boiling hot and sticks like napalm, making it difficult to remove. It’s easily accessible and can affect both inmates and prison staff.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this prison documentary the other night. Looks well easy in there.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026

Prison rap

Prison rap: A phenomenon where inmates create rap music while serving time. Using smartphones, WhatsApp, or voicemail, prisoners record their lyrics, making bars behind bars. Sometimes they film short videos on their phones, but often they send voice notes to people outside, who professionally produce the tracks, add beats, and turn them into real records—uploading them to social media or YouTube, letting the music be heard—and sometimes monetized—outside prison.

Lee: Bruv, Did you see that YouTube video about that UK rapper Mazza_L20 in it?. He said he made a whole rap record just by leaving voicemail to to his girlfriend while in jail. He pointed to it hung on his wall LOL.
Frank: That’s sick, bruv real prison rap.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

Prison DIY

Prison DIY:
Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.

Lee: Bruv, I saw this YouTube video the other day… one prisoner made a kettle into, like, a makeshift cooker, and another made a tattoo gun outta a tiny motor from a CD player and a needle, LOL.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026