Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019