squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019