massey park pools

Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.

Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”

Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”

Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.

by kurahard298 February 28, 2023

Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.

Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.

by Jennifer Italia July 26, 2022

Dirty Pool

When 2 penises are double penetrating a woman, and the bottom penis slips out. Then as he tries to re-enter, he instead pushes the testicle of the guy on top into her anus.

“Ouch, Chad. Watch what you’re doing down there. Don’t go playing dirty pool.”

by AllahuDripbar September 18, 2022

Pool full of fun

Pool referring to a bed and fun referring to people

"There was a pool full of fun in my apartment last night!"

by Peisoan January 2, 2017

toss him in the pool

2 people taking hold of a boy's legs and arms and carrying him to a pool. Then, the 2 people swing him by his arms and legs, and throwing him in the pool.

Toss him in the pool
Okay, let's get him
No!!!! I am not down with this

by Tickle King December 19, 2013

pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top

This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.

by Russianski July 15, 2025

the pool effect

Where someone is talking about a topic, and another person slowly slides their way into the conversation, but doesn't jump in fully, eventually full sending and jumping in, kind of like how some people hesitate to fully enter a pool.

I've recently learned about the pool effect, and I think it relates to me.

by The Japorean Government February 22, 2024