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Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013
mugGet the Jelly Polemug.

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
mugGet the Parker Polesmug.

A fish pole

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.
Jeff and i tried A fish pole, It hurt.
by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011
mugGet the A fish polemug.

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh
by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013
mugGet the sheffield ski polemug.

Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 5, 2018
mugGet the Pole Jumpermug.

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear
Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024
mugGet the pole of semenmug.

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
mugGet the Parker Polesmug.

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