piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!

Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀

by Stinky Hitler fart June 12, 2022

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 07, 2019

Piss Digit

The male genitalia.

Nick enjoys fellating piss digits.

by TherealPissDigit April 20, 2015

Ghostbuster's piss

After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.

Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.

by YooJoe1 November 16, 2014

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 03, 2010

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 05, 2021

Piss in peace

Piss in peace is a term used to talk about urinating alone

I waited for my annoying roommate to leave so I could piss in peace.

by Nightmarez4Dayz September 19, 2016