myspace pirate

A person that sends out friend requests to any and everyone in a quest to out friend everyone else.

Timmy you are a myspace pirate.

by playmisterio May 21, 2008

randy pirate

When you go to a shop or takeaway get your food and walk out, without paying n no1 notices.

We walk in2 an takeaway order food,usually theyl ask you to pay rite then, but if they dont its started, then they bring you food, you leave and shout youve pulled a randy pirate and your quids in.

by Dik-ed April 15, 2007

Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

Pirate Taxi

An unlicensed taxi service - commonly found in the third world but are right next to you on the highway everywhere. In some countries Pirate Taxi rides are considered extreme sports and are considered hazardous to your health, possibly sanity.

That crazy pirate taxi driver ran over 3 orphans and a nun after he lost control on a curve but he got us to the airport on time.

by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

pirate key

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)

Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"

by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015