Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

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Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018

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Paddy Wagon

A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass

“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”

by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020

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One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.

The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.

by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023

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Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.

Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"

Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."

Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"

Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.

Keith: Ok rider.

by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 1, 2020

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