cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge June 01, 2011
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smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 04, 2014
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[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
by Guido of midland origin. August 29, 2008
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wagon dick

Ohh yeah?? Shut up you wagon dick
by YaTuSabes😂😂 July 20, 2018
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throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.
I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon
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Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
by PlanetOceanReturns June 08, 2023
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Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.
Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.
by CellFonePsychic April 08, 2023
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