A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge June 01, 2011
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 04, 2014
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
by Guido of midland origin. August 29, 2008
by YaTuSabes😂😂 July 20, 2018
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 22, 2019
My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 08, 2023
Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.
by CellFonePsychic April 08, 2023