Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 8, 2016

Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024

tear drone

An expression in which you do something awesome it may bring others to tears.

When I hit that crossover and made him fall the tear dronewas all on the crowds faces.

by baller#11 April 9, 2015

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!

Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old

by thebongwizard February 18, 2024

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016

crimson tear

another one of the endless tersm for a womans period

I was going to go over to Pam's to get laid, but she's crying the crimson tear

by killercarnie July 16, 2009