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Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.
Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.
by guardianhater August 10, 2009
mugGet the Road Guardianmug.

Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.
Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other
by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016
mugGet the Road Wafflemug.

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.
I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.
by Haulinballs June 12, 2019
mugGet the Golden road.mug.

road rules

Another show made for people in collage and/or living in appartments. It is about people who do weird tasks while on a road trip. It is pure trash TV.
Road Rules is just another reason why MTV went downhill and will never crawl back up.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

falls road

only the best road ever and where every awesome part is.
by spchica May 7, 2005
mugGet the falls roadmug.

abbey road

A somewhat obscure way of describing a group of people crossing a street. This is often used in connection with intoxicated homeless or ethnic minorities.
I took me forever to drive down main street because it was bar close and a group of drunks were pulling an abbey road.

Some homeless people were abbey roadin' it in traffic this morning near the park, causing a slowdown.
by Farnesworth Butterbum May 6, 2005
mugGet the abbey roadmug.

bumpy road

what a guy drives down when his date has big boobs (only for his own horny satisfaction)
Tony recently took Asia out to dinner. On the way back he took her on a "detour" along several bumpy roads. Tony paid little attention to the road, for he was watching her huge tits bounce while he licked his lips.
by strippapole13 December 27, 2011
mugGet the bumpy roadmug.

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