A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer
Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 25, 2010
Get the documents storage officermug. When you are in the office and you are working so hard you start to cramp up in your ass you piss and shit at the same time
by buttern1ps May 12, 2025
Get the Officingmug. by dooodooooo June 3, 2023
Get the officer jawdropmug. Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.
Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...
Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...
Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013
Get the Office Viralmug. A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.
by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008
Get the officenessmug. The Office is an American TV Show first airing on March 24, 2005 and ending on May 16, 2013. Actors for the show include, Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, and others. Writers for the show include Mindy Kaling, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Ryan Koh, Daniel Chun, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky. The main character is named Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and he is the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Others working in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch include, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), Kevin Malone (Brain Baumgartner), Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey), Creed Bratton as himself, and other workers in the Scranton branch.
by saturn_ January 13, 2021
Get the The Officemug. by fartso54 May 22, 2018
Get the Poor Man's Officemug.