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hockey whore

A hockey whore is a girl who sleeps with as many hockey players as possible, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "puck bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "hockey bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player.
Watch out for Tina, she's a hockey whore.
by Uncle Andy 25 December 10, 2005
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myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.
MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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valentine's whore

A girl who is all sweet and nice to you just for the month of february just for your money, she is only in it for the gain of dinner and jewlery. Once you drop off the jewlery she's gone just like that in the next couple of days. She will attempt to cover it up by sweet bullshit talking until she is finally gone.

also see stealth bitch,dinner whore,valentines day,love,hate
Guy 1: That girl is a valentine's whore because she used my friend just for his money, and then took off...

Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.
by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007
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varsity whore

a varsity whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (varsity whores pefer the starters)
OMG!!!! i knew delilah was a varsity whore!!!
by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004
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Whores forehead

An expression describing a woman desensitized to what she should naturally be ashamed of, desensitized usually by sleeping around and being a whore. Sometimes known as bitch face.

Studies of female brains have shown women lose the ability to pair bond and nurture healthy childeren the more sexual partners they have. Women receive the most dopamine, oxytocin and other chemicals vital for monogamy decreasingly with every male after their first sexual partner. This is why men have a natural revulsion of women who have had more than one partner, And partially explains a fathers protective instinct of his daughters. Natural selection favors men who pair bond and raise childeren with women who are less likely to cuckold there mate.

Remember, You can't make a hoe into a housewife.

This is used in the bible as an analogy for a person, group (The nation of Isreal in Jeremiah 3), or church who has broken all meaning of integrity so severely they no longer recognize the damage or the evil of their actions.

It is a relevant term today describing how the average persons sense of right and wrong has been warped from what is natural. This has lead to the destruction of marriage, massive numbers of fatherless homes and bastard births (30% to upwards of 80% illigitamacy rates in some groups), open and increasing sexual perversion (homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestites, beastiality, pornography, adultery, prostitution) and the sexualization of young children especially girls.
Joey's friend: "I had Joey over and he just randomly went on my computer and started watching porn like it was no big deal."
Friend of Joey's friend: "Wow, Joey's got a whores forehead."
by Jerry3:3 January 3, 2018
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Attention whore

An attention whore is many times a young woman in her early twenties who frequents the bars on a regular basis. This type of person will generally break up with his/her significant other for some mundane reason because of the need to flirt and sleep with random people. An attention whore is loud, dresses slutty, loves to lie, and will use her friends to gain more attention for herself.
Katie Anderson broke up with her boyfriend for the upteenth time and told all her girlfriends it was time for a girls night out. She then proceeded to talk very loudly in the circle of girls while making slut eyes at any man who would look her way making her the attention whore of the night.
by NTKM85 March 24, 2011
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Status Whore

One who practices putting out constant updates about their mundane lives via facebook, twitter, or myspace. Not to be confused with a status slut: one who comments on statuses but doesn't actually put out anything.
related terms:
Facebook Whore
Myspace Whore
Twitter Whore (less common)
Jilllian: i love taylor swift. teardrops on my guitar makes me cry every time. (1 minute ago)
Jillian: we were both young, when i first saw you... (30 seconds ago)
Jillian: i close my eyes and the flashback starts i'm standing there...( 10 seconds ago)
Jillian: on a balcony in the summer air...
Mike: Jillian ******** is such a f*cking status whore. i hate her with every fiber of my being.
by dantheman51392 November 8, 2009
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