Skip to main content

Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.
"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"
by Gipman January 9, 2019
mugGet the Modern Geezer mug.

Modern Knight

A White Knight, except they think they are better because it's 2019.
Stop calling me a White Knight! I'm a modern knight!
by Previsithwjsk November 30, 2019
mugGet the Modern Knight mug.
Related Words

Modernizer

Someone who makes something modern or into a trend.
That guy is quite the modernizer, huh.
by lachflip December 15, 2019
mugGet the Modernizer mug.

Moderation

Doing things with moderation and self control can sometimes be good. For every vegan, theres someone who likes a steak sometimes, but theres a difference in having a steak when you haven't had one in a while and you've been wanting one, and gobbling all the meat you can. Ice cream is the same way, toilet paper is the same way. Buying one pack of toilet paper instead of ten is possible, even if it's not easy in a pandemic.
Theres a difference in somebody really thinking they're invincible and immortal, and somebody feeling sure that they've done what they needed to do to keep going, moderation can sometimes be the difference.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2020
mugGet the Moderation mug.

Momeries

This is a combination of 'moments and memories' that you may have.
"I have some many momeries with you Donna!"
by Currajong August 26, 2020
mugGet the Momeries mug.

modern day slave

Friend: Did you hear about abenezzar? I heard he got whipped
Abenzzar: yea I got modern day slaved, I got whipped with a charger
by ThickyBoy123 December 5, 2021
mugGet the modern day slave mug.

Discord Moderator

Discord Moderators are part of a special race mostly unliked by all. Don't confuse Discord Moderators with people with a high rank. They mostly simp for girls and are typically over 30, don't have a job, and live in their mom's basement because their dad left them for the milk when he realized what a failure his "accident"You should be able to identify Discord Moderators with a few tricks.
1. Spam in the general or post memes, when the Discord Moderator sees this he should ban you or warn you within 3 mins. (3 mins are important)

2. If you don't follow the rules A Discord Mod should respond almost immediately.

3. Discord Mod's enjoy banning people, VERY MUCH
Did u see the new girl in the server, the discord mod is like a dog in front of her.
Jimmy became a Discord Mod, He is banning people like swatting flies...
*Remember all moderators are not True Discord Moderators*
by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew September 14, 2022
mugGet the Discord Moderator mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email