Housed as a mouse 

When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.

Man!!! Im soo fucked up!! im housed as a mouse!

Housed as a mouse by RickerMan! February 19, 2008

Mickey Mouse Bullshit 

When you get ripped off or cheated.

WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

Mickey Mouse Bullshit by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009

dirty mouse 

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.

Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"

dirty mouse by SnEEky Muslim January 20, 2016

Modest Mouse 

definatly amazing, but its sad to hear there selling out...now heard on the radio and being talked about by all...there goes a great band *salute*

fucking industry

Modest Mouse by tisktisk March 24, 2004

Church mouse 

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

Church mouse by goody November 24, 2015

no mouse joe 

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3[)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse

"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"

no mouse joe by Duster March 17, 2004

ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008