Mormon

Due to an earlier misapropriation im writing this because Mormon the maker of the book of mormon did state and practice that polygamy was alright. Also some sects of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints do still practice polygamy. Though overall not a bad group of people everyone of them ive met are nice to a point of it being obscene.

Recent news. NBC, CBS and such that was like a few weeks ago though.

by jwns July 15, 2005

mormon gangsta

A mormon from the hood who chills with homies. Gangstas of this sought originate from Utah and are quickly growing in numbers due to their polygamist attitudes. Source of income comes from the selling of "the book of mormon", which teaches the gang mentality they hope to uphold.

Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.

"Elder, i gave out 5 pamphlets today."
"Wow brother, you really are a mormon gangsta"

by christopher jockstrap January 15, 2008

mormon missionary

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!

by concernicus August 17, 2007

Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon

John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody

by Rnegade November 6, 2010

Mormons

are...
*Also known as L.D.S.
*Really cool guys to hang with
*Are easilly misunderstood
*Have a rather loose, laid back religion, nothing is really required of it's members, thats just what people think at first glance
*Believe that God is 1 person, Jesus is 1 person, and the HG is 1 person, which makes waaaaaay more sence than them being all one person
*Aren't poligymists, those are those reorganized fundamentalist fucktards that gave us a bad friggin name.
*Don't want to degrade, be better than, or flame any other religion.

Mack: Yeah, you know those whores down in colorado city?
Tanner: Uh huh.
Mack: yeah well those guys been givin us mormons a bad name.
Tanner: yeah so true! they should all go to cuba where no-one will care what the hell they do there.

by K'/l3 December 15, 2008

Moroni

Pronounced: More-Oh-Knee

1. A type of dinosaur.

2. An italian last name

3. A funny person

4. Another term for mormon

5. A one night stand

1. That Moronisaurus skeleton is amazing!

2. Mr. Moroni is part of the Mafia.

3. Hahaha, he's such a moroni.

4. There's a Moroni at the door.

5. Dude, I totally pulled a moroni last night!!

by cookiecookiecookie January 1, 2009

Mormon Abstinence

anal sex before marriage

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.

by tough titties December 17, 2011